Dancing with Kebabs

Tired of screwing..the lightbulbs?
Not quite yet alas...
Just for a day, and it would happen to be Feb 14th, I'd rather be handling a heavy fat wooden club and be surrounded by lots of men, fit men, preferably Persian warriors with rhythm feet and sensational dress sense..*
I have been looking around and found some strange, traditional, eccentric and rather outrageous ways of keeping fit - anything goes on this planet!
This is Zurkhaneh **, a Persian, men only gymnasium, where athletes practise ancient team sports to the sound of a traditional drum.

Try this for seduction techniques..

Alternatively why not do some dancing with kebabs..

Okay. Done!
Who needs to go to Iran?
I can make Zurkhaneh for you "at home".
Would everyone, please, bring 2 massive doners each to the class on Monday.
We will swing the kebabs and see if it cuts the fat.

* The ramblings above are obviously inspired by "Rageh Inside Iran".
** Persian: Power House