One Monkey in the Snow - found!

Okay! I give up. This is what you want, don't you?
Hey Kaala Bandar, Delhi 6 - the full lyrics.
Check the song preview in the Agent B mix here or listen to the full song here.

Hey Kaala Kaala Kaala Bandar
Bahar hai ya andar
Hey Kaala Kaala Kaala Bandar
Jo dhundhe sikandar

It wasn't me I swear
Everybody's looking for da monkey out there
Hey Kaala Kaala Kaala Bandar
Bahar hai ya andar
Hey Kaala Kaala Kaala Bandar
Jo dhundhe sikandar

It wasn't me I swear
Everybody's looking for da monkey out there
Bring da Kaala bandar
Bring da Kaala bandar
Everybody's looking for da monkey out there

Aao Hum shisha dekhe
Usme sandesha dekhe
Apna Ghayal Hissa dekhe
Apna asli kissa dekhe
Ghonghat ki gehrai mein
Par Phailai kaun
Jhak Safed Libason mein
Kaala sa sach maun hai

Choose le Choose Le choose Le choose Le
Life ki bhaag le
Choose le Choose Le choose Le choose Le
Life ki bhaag le
Thak jhank thak jhank thak jhank
Dil mein bhi jhank le

It wasn't me I swear
Everybody's looking for da monkey out there
Bring da Kaala Bandar
Bring da Kaala Bandar
Everybody's looking for da monkey out there

Kasmein to mumfhali
Jab jee chahe hum khaten
Upper se na na kartein
Par thali aage sarkaten
Ek thali ke chatee bateein
Armaan hai hatte katte
Natak yeh natak natak
Band kar do jhooth ka fatak

Choose le Choose Le choose Le choose Le
Life ki bhaag le
Choose le Choose Le choose Le choose Le
Life ki bhaag le
Taak jhank Taak jhank Taak jhank
Dil mein bhi jhank le

I heard his 2 feet 2 and bites off your knees
I heard he's got metal teeth and wears superman briefs
That makes sense I saw him flying last week but he was invisible
So I saw it moving in the trees
I heard he’s an experiment gone wrong
A monkey alien that must’ve been left in the sun too long
I heard he’s a Cyborg (no way)
Made from parts of a toaster and a nuclear bomb
But who's actually seen him, nobody
This thing seems a little dodgy

Saare rit rivaz hata kar
Dekho apne ghar ke anadar
Shyad kahin kisi kone par
Ghoom raha hai Kala bandar

In galion main rang hain kitne
kitne partein kitne pardey
kitne partein kitne pardey
kitne partein kitne pardey

Aur pardon ke peechhe pardey
aur pardon ke par kahin par
dard chhupaa hai
ghav chhupey hain
dard chhupaa hai
ghav chhupey hain
raaz kayee dabe paaon ghuse hai
jaanke bhi anjaan hai hum sab
paagal ya nadaan hai hum sab
paagal ya nadaan hai hum sab
jaane kaun se rang mein range
hamaam mein hum saare nange
saare nange saare nange
nange nange nange nange nange

Hey Kaala Kaala Kaala Bandar
bahar hai ya andar
Hey Kaala Kaala Kaala Bandar
lo dhoondhe sikander

Alright, but I like the Bandar
Since he came a lot of things changed
Many things have been arranged
There’s way more police in the street
So I feel safe at night when I go to sleep
Now we always got electricity
So I never miss my favourite show on TV
I’m happy with the Bandar as long he don’t get me
He can stay even longer, it don’t bother me
Bandar Kaala Bandar, don’t go away
Bandar Kaala Bandar, I beg you to stay

Choose le Choose Le choose Le choose Le
Life ki bhaag le
Choose le Choose Le choose Le choose Le
Life ki bhaag le
Taak jhank Taak jhank Taak jhank
Dil mein bhi jhank le

There you go! Happy now?
I might even upload a ringtone to match later..
Now I'm off to brave the whole 10 cm of London snow to collect the ingredients for my own homemade yuanyang (Hong Kong style coffee-tea).
Might have to add a shot of Sailor Jerry spiced to stay warm today!

By the way...who is the "black monkey"?